Interesting Questions ??????

*Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?


*Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money in your account?


*Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?


*Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?


*Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?


*Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


*Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?


*Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


*Whose idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?


*What is the speed of darkness?


*If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?


*If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?


*If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?


*If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?


*Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?


*If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?


*Do you cry under water?


*How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


*If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?


*Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


*How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


*Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?


*If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


*Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


*Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway...